Sexxxy New Song

We’re debuting a new song tonight, called Half Mast. It’s a song about desire. Check out the lyrics:

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I’m marrying an heiress in a month… I’m just a welder’s son.
Her family hasn’t trusted me from the start: how could I provide for her?
Now they’re taking me fishing gotta impress ‘em gotta impress ’em gotta impress ’em be a quick study gotta impress ’em learn to fish, Catch me a big one!!
And I do! Maybe now they’ll see me a son!

They wrestle me down to the deck,
and my clothes come off at their delighted hands.
A blow to the head, and I wake up strung up to the front of the yacht.
What did they do to me?

CHORUS
Everybody just look at me!
Everybody just look at me! Just look at me!
Heeeeeey, I’m at half mast.

They place the fish I was so proud of right between my struggling teeth.
I feel the flecks of fat flying up in my face, having separated in the warmth of my mouth.
An ominous tightening turns my gaze downward, and,
Panicked, I see that I’m aroused!
We drift by the yacht club at seemingly glacial speeds.
Everyone can see me, oh, god!!

I’m thinking about things to sicken me into deflation, like ten dead birds in a toilet, or the failure of a family business. The sun tears blisters into the previously under-exposed skin of glans, wasting layer and layer of peel!

And now my thoughts turn to my father, may he rest in peace. Can he see me today, in my excited shame? Can you see me now, can you see me now, can you see me now, can you see me now, c’mon dad, can you see me now?

Everybody just look at me!
Everybody just look at me! Just look at me!
Heeeeeeey, I’m at half mast.

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Tonight’s show is part of the Northside Festival, happening at The Charleston (174 Bedford).

7:30: Hotter Than a Crotch
8:15: Cesspool
9:00: Geffika
9:45: Drunken Sufis

Posted on June 16, 2011 12:00